Gambling

2026-01-13 maybe?

Yep. I have a goal (two, technically): I wanna open an unusual and I wanna get an australium, which are basically the CS knife equivalents of TF2. Currently have 30 tours done, still nothing, big yikes, since tours take like 2 hours to complete, so it's actually a HEFTY time investment already. And I haven't been counting the crates, opened a lot of them over the course of months. Surely not much longer... riiiight?

Status update

2026-02-08

Welp, I've been sorta grinding tours. Have over fifty done, still no piss-gold guns. Starting to really hit just how much of a money waste this is, genuinely, wow. For a good chunk of something like 20 tours I didn't even see anyone else get any australiums either, then the fuck-ass scout with 500 ping who dc'ed five times and lost us waves got one... I get it. My fate is to be infinitely ragebaited. Would be funny if it wasn't so tiring. The most fun part is just finding actually chill people, or just messing around, like how we managed to beat an entire mission with 4-5 engineers in every wave.

Unlucky

2026-03-16

Yep, total of 61 tours, this is where I'm calling it quits. No aussies, no golden pans, no nothing. The statistics, if collected, would be downright horrifying, both time and money wise, really dang unlucky, oh well. Now that I quit, I'll be able to spend this time doing some other activity (imagine if those 120+ hours were put into something useful instead). If there's anything to take from this, it's that you shouldn't gamble fellers ! Or something, iunno.